When he kisses her, storms rise beneath her skin. For she is the ocean, and he, her moon.

-(via simplycasual)

(Source: girlslovesextoo, via anawkwardintrovert)

sharkchunks:

hellsquidsintl:

There was, of course, an increase in heart attacks and traffic accidents as people panicked trying to escape the ghost deer.

A significant decline in dementors as well.

loftwingfeathers:

WHEN BOYS GET ANGRY AND THEIR JAW DOES THE THING 

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(Source: zustin, via anawkwardintrovert)

impwhoretant:

impwhoretant:

I’M CLEAN

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i took

a shower

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slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

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mstrkrftz:

Idyllic tropical beach in Japan, Yaeyama Islands 
by Ippei & Janine Naoi

canonqueer:

*procrastinates doing things I love for an unknown reason*

(via bbtone)

autosage:

things to say if someone asks why you are so quiet

  • "i don’t have much to say"
  • (shrug with a smile)
  • "i like listening"
  • (with clenched teeth) “there are wasps in my mouth”

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sassydragon:

sassydragon:

but imagine if we had tiny little dragons

the size of puppies

and they would go wherever we went sitting on our shoulders and hissing at everyone who tried to touch you because you’re their most special thing in the universe and they are so tiny it’s ridiculously cute

the fact that this post has more notes than i ever expected makes me really glad 

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chromadic:

simpleboo:

Some day maybe us humans, too, can ascend.

I only saw the caption because the photo wouldn’t load and I thought it would be something really deep and inspiring